Best friend: Tao
Crush on me: Baekhyun
First kiss: Tao
Lover: Tao
No. of children: triplets
Cockblocked by: Suho
I like these results a lot.
Bestfriend : Luhan :D
Has a crush on Me : Luhan x///D
First Kiss : LU HAN :D
Lover : CHEN.
No. Of Children : Twins
Cockblocked By : KAI.
Lol, oh my.
(Source: cutehae)
parents: who are these babies you keep on referring to? are you pregnant?
parents: this man is ruining your life? we have to call the police to end this harassment!
parents: don't tell me... he's the one who got you pregnant?!??!!
parents: why do you keep telling that picture to "stop"? he's just standing there. do you have a mental disease?
parents: you want to marry that boy? is he a doctor?
parents: moving to korea? who's going to pay for it?
parents: what is dubulge?
parents: shooting anonymous??!! have you become a serial killer?!?!!?!!?!?!?!
parents: WHY IS THAT BREASTLESS GIRL FLAUNTING HER NIPPLES??!?!!
parents: why are they all blonde is that even possible i mean THEY'RE ASIAN.
parents: are they speaking chinese?
parents: are they gay?
parents: why does he have blue hair?
parents: so you're telling me that's a guy? pfffffffffffffffffffffff
parents: they're all ugly.
parents: they're all prettier than you.
(Source: simplyimpeerfect)
That awkward moment when you realized that you’re holding a bra someone passed to you.
